STORY: Quiz 3
I haven’t had time to sort through the pictures for my next post and so…
IT”S TIME FOR LIGHTNING QUIZ 3
Question: Why is Jake holding a yellow snowball?
Is it because:
A. Jake’s balls are special.
B. Any conservationist will tell you, ‘take only pictures, leave only footprints.’
C. Souvenirs are hard to come by in the artic.
D. Payback’s a bitch and Jake can be spiteful.
E. All of the Above.
If you guessed E, All of the Above, you my friend are correct.
After repeated brainings from Grant (don’t know what it means to get brained? Check out Brian’s blog at IKeepADiary.Com) it was payback time. Only, braining seems a bit immature. I had another plan.
Step one… build up some secret hostility.
Two… urinate.
Three… have Grant photograph it.
Four… “Check it out, I made a yellow snowball, get a shot of this Grant.”
And finally… rub it in his face. Literally.
Sadly, Grant wasn’t kind enough to shoot the last step. Obviously, he was preoccupied.
Sure he tried to get me back, even called in back up, but the damage was done.
Thanks to Grant for reminding me of “The Snow Pee Incident” over breakfast with the Finlania people the other morning. And thanks to the Finlandia people for keeping breakfast down even after Grant described the event. Anyway, hopefully I’ll have the time to put up the good stuff this weekend. I’ve blocked out much of the weekend to work on the web, so, well, check back often…. And by the end of this weekend there should even be some sexy pictures of the ladies as well (that’ll probably be somewhere at jakebronstein.com though).
PS—Anyone have any idea where that stupid Links list came from or how I can get it off? Really, I hate the web, anyone who wants to help could win a free prize (er, let's see, what do I have laying around.... anyone want "Dick... a users guide" or a pair of fuzzy dice? All this could be yours. If you want to re-build jakebronstein.com too, I've got a Sony Aibo with your name on it).
IT”S TIME FOR LIGHTNING QUIZ 3
Question: Why is Jake holding a yellow snowball?
Is it because:
A. Jake’s balls are special.
B. Any conservationist will tell you, ‘take only pictures, leave only footprints.’
C. Souvenirs are hard to come by in the artic.
D. Payback’s a bitch and Jake can be spiteful.
E. All of the Above.
If you guessed E, All of the Above, you my friend are correct.
After repeated brainings from Grant (don’t know what it means to get brained? Check out Brian’s blog at IKeepADiary.Com) it was payback time. Only, braining seems a bit immature. I had another plan.
Step one… build up some secret hostility.
Two… urinate.
Three… have Grant photograph it.
Four… “Check it out, I made a yellow snowball, get a shot of this Grant.”
And finally… rub it in his face. Literally.
Sadly, Grant wasn’t kind enough to shoot the last step. Obviously, he was preoccupied.
Sure he tried to get me back, even called in back up, but the damage was done.
Thanks to Grant for reminding me of “The Snow Pee Incident” over breakfast with the Finlania people the other morning. And thanks to the Finlandia people for keeping breakfast down even after Grant described the event. Anyway, hopefully I’ll have the time to put up the good stuff this weekend. I’ve blocked out much of the weekend to work on the web, so, well, check back often…. And by the end of this weekend there should even be some sexy pictures of the ladies as well (that’ll probably be somewhere at jakebronstein.com though).
PS—Anyone have any idea where that stupid Links list came from or how I can get it off? Really, I hate the web, anyone who wants to help could win a free prize (er, let's see, what do I have laying around.... anyone want "Dick... a users guide" or a pair of fuzzy dice? All this could be yours. If you want to re-build jakebronstein.com too, I've got a Sony Aibo with your name on it).
posted by Jakehimself at 6:32 AM
16 Comments:
Go into your template and scroll about 1/2 way to 3/4 of the way down the page and you should see the section with the Links (Google News, Edit Me). Just delete that whole section. And then republish your blog.
You should have gone to MTV with this first. This Finland trip makes Cameron's Trippin' pretty boring and shameful.
go into your template and delete the section that follows
(h2 class="sidebar-title">Links ... four lines until you see (/ul)
Damn, what they said. And I was feeling all smart, too.
Jake, I can totally fix it - free. I can also make your site totally hot... for free.
Check out my design page: babyjaneblogs.blogspot.com
Email me if you are interested!
Oh, I can use your photography to create a new layout. Maybe one of your "Jake" faces peering into the camera... It would be good.
i wanted to help you with your lnik problem, but all the others did.... if there are any questions left, let me know it. I'll surely gonna help ya.
rock on, jake!
Hilarious! We call 'em pissy pops. I can come up with a hot blog for you but not with blogger. Check out my page and if you like I can do yours for free. I'm at work usually pretending to work at my computer, so it would definitely give me something to do.
Hey Jake. I can hook you up with a cool new design for your site. I actually run Frankie's (RW: San Diego) webpage with a friend. (It's down right now because the server crashed). Feel free to email me at alienboy1389@hotmail.com.
Posting in your style is very difficult. But a lot of fun none the less.
hmm... If I'm not too late Jake, I would like to help you out. I know a lot about blogger and their codes and I've been making blogs for friends as a hobby.
I'm currently composing you an email using jellofishyplays@gmail.com
The email will contain a step-by-step guide WITH IMAGES to show you what you need to do. Which isn't much really.
All you have to do is be familiar with Cut and Paste. that's all.
I'll do all the coding necessary.
Just wait for my email.
In the mean time, here are blogs I made- www.paperplanesproject.blogspot.com
www.the-animator.blogspot.com
www.paraphernelia.blogspot.com (still in construction...)
More flesh! Scintillating, gratuitous flesh shots please... at your earliest convenience of course.
I was going to help you out, but I don't know how to do any of that crap. I do, however, really like your matching ski suits. Very hot.
I find it interesting that you know Grant Stoddard - I loved his web column "I did it for Science" or whatever it was called. Wasn't it on Nerve dot com? I liked it for the same reason I like your blog: funny as hell, good looking and you're a straight man who doesn't mind showing some skin and doing shit other straight men would quake at.
Ken
Los Angeles
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