Monday, July 11, 2005

COLLECTION: Swimsuit

Like I said, I went to Vegas to watch Erin play at the World Series of Poker. More on that later.

Anyway, it was unclear however just how long I’d be staying in Sin City, so I packed… and packed… and packed some more. The gear for the web-site alone—two cameras, my laptop, some hard-drives, a ring-flash, extra-batteries, etc.—took up half a bag. Then there were the clothes for formal events, parties, lunches, press-events… luckily I wear pretty much the same thing no matter where I’m going, but still it was a load, especially when you consider I once went to South Africa for two weeks with nothing but an overnight bag. The thing is, in my attempt to pack everything I’d want, I forgot anything I’d need. Sure I had two sweaters and a sweatshirt, but I only had two pair of socks.

Thus, when Erin said “Suit-up, lets go to the pool” I realized just how badly I’d miscalculated.
“Er, um, I don’t think I brought a bathing suit. I brought a thong for comedy, but other than that the only suit I brought is Paul Smith.”

I smiled sheepishly.
Erin grabbed the camera.
And we both knew what time it was.
And so, without further ado, I give you THE SWIMSUIT.



Check out how big I can make my hair. I’m like a Troll Doll. Fun, right?


Anyway, here’s the suit.


And here’s the suit by the pool. The rest is pretty much self-explanatory.
























At least the hair’s a bit tamer.




I don’t know why I DeNiro.






























It was right about then that I was asked to leave… oh well.









Dress Suit by Paul Smith—$500.
Room at the Mirage—$165.
Being asked to leave the pool for wearing too much? Priceless.

Let’s just call this a warm-up though. Tomorrow should be a fun one.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

First up, its me, I win.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh ! how stupid and funny, dude xD

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the tatoo on the bottom of your foot hurt worse than the others? I'm cringing thinking of the pain...

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You took a $500 suit into a chlorinated pool?

I was hoping that your swim would result in removal of your suit, leaving you with nary more than the thong you teased us with.

7:15 PM  
Blogger Miss Janie said...

LOL.

That looked like a lot of fun!!

Maybe you can do that at the Bellagio fountain.

That would be hot.

8:18 PM  
Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

I have to say "YOU ROCK".

I can't believe you jumped into the pool. Next post!

11:45 PM  
Blogger jayzee said...

NICE SUITE though! :)
waitin for the next one.

3:44 AM  
Blogger dpaste said...

In the world of Jake there are no standard conventions. Outstanding.

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand - much STRANGER things go on in Vegas, so what's the big deal about a guy in a pool in his clothes?? Interesting.

~Carla

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sure do like getting wet. off the top of my head, I can think of at least 3 seperate posts here that are liquid-centric.

I like it when you get wet too. keep it up.

7:52 AM  
Blogger SirTalksALot said...

That looks fun! I can't believe you were asked to leave, though, I mean, I didn't realize there were rules for wearing TOO much in a pool. I guess my grandma wouldn't be able to swim there....of course, she can't swim anyway - just sinks like a rock.

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hoping that you opted for the thong! LOL

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

baby is in the kitchen with mommy?

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was really hoping you were going to go with the thong. Hahaha.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People who like bacon like people who like bacon.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buzz your hair again. You look more hot that way... also please update about your cock. thanks and have a nice day.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

yeah im curious about the tattoos... ouch?

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But it's hot in Vegas, of course you needed a dip in the pool to cool off!

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omega

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being asked to leave the pool for wearing too much, is sort of like getting a ticket for driving too slowly. It just seems so...wrong.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jake- you are so frickin crazy.. that was some funny shiot...

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jake- stop with the clothes...........show us your cock, cock, cock..........yummy

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jake, you have mastered the 5 O'clock shadow. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are mad as the Hatter, cute as a button, and utterly disarming!
Jeff

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was nice, but i still don't get how you kept your glasses on while swimming

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am with the others on this board - show us your cock! Your huge! If you ever wanted to try an evening (or day) with a guy - I would totally give it up to you!

1:38 PM  
Blogger Swimming Fully Clothed said...

Howdy! I very much enjoyed your fully clothed suited swim photo album. I hope you post more; it was great! May I please have your permission to host this album of yours at: http://swimmingfullyclothed.com ? You can e-mail me at: webmaster@swimmingfullyclothed.com

- Cestrius

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice feet! eheheh

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Dima said...

gracefully!!

7:38 AM  

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