Wednesday, June 29, 2005

COLLECTION: Ask And Ye Shall Receive (Ebay link at bottom)

I’ve been getting a lot of emails lately asking me just how this whole blog thing came about. The simple answer is that I started it as a way of bringing photo editors back to my online portfolio. That was it really… of course I had no idea how much fun the thing would be and it took on a life of its own from there.

But then I started thinking, maybe there’s more to it. Maybe it started further back. Like way further back. Like therapy further back…

Case in point, check out these old pictures I came across while cleaning my room. They’re from a trip I took around the world when I was 19-or-so (actually, my first, and only to-date, feature in Maxim came out while I was on this trip).

I apologize in advance—these are poor scans, done from stupid Advantix film (you remember Advantix, the prints came in three sizes) after they sat in a box several years—and no one likes looking at other people’s vacation pictures anyway. But, well, it’s my show.



Anyway, if memory serves, this one is dusk over Vietnam.



Some “Junks” in Hong Kong.



More Vietnam.



My friend Chris after we hitchhiked (or tried to anyway) across Turkey.



An artsy-shot of who-knows-what. Whatever, you get the idea.




The funny thing is, I got the film processed as I was traveling and I couldn’t bear to part with any of the prints above. Nor was I willing to give-up a picture of me “pushing up a boulder” in India. The one of me and my friends in Italy was too good to let go too. As was the shot I took of a cemetery in Hong Kong (the place is so hilly they burry people on stairs), me renting a tiny motorcycle in Japan, floating in the Dead Sea, tree-climbing goats in Morocco, and dude carrying boxes in Turkey.





















But I had to send my parents something right?

So was it me in a sleeping-pod at the Kobe spa? No.



Kicking it at a traditional Ryokan (an old-school hotel)? Not that one.



Playing with a cop’s gun in Turkey? (Really, we made friends with some cops who took us on boat tour of Istanbul and let us shoot at an abandon van when we thought they were going to arrest us for skating) Nope.



This Elvis impersonator we met on the tram in Hong Kong? Hell no.





In fact, I only sent dear old mom and dad one picture from the whole trip—this little gem I took outside the Taj Mahal.



See what I mean… I think this thing may have started long ago.


Anyway there is one other question I’ve been getting a lot of lately and if you’re actually still reading this at this point, well, I guess you deserve an answer. Here goes nothing: I’LL BE PUTTING THE THING ON EBAY SOMETIME AROUND LUNCH. COME BACK AND I’LL HAVE THE LINK UP. CLICK HERE TO CHECK IT OUT Enjoy.

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

First one!

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are hilarious, which I think really takes the edge off you being batshit insane.

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this straight, you're weird, but you've always been weird? Ok.

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man it looks fun being you, but I think I'd rather be you than read about you. I'm starting my own blog. Come back around lunch and I'll have the link up.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLing at the ebay post!! :)

~Carla

10:40 AM  
Blogger Diego said...

How long until eBay removes that posting?

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would ebay remove it?

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Espectacular...

K.

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ask again... how did you get this life??? Argg, most people would be lucky to do just one of those things or go to one of those places.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not to be used sexually? what good is that? we can look at the site for conversation pieces...

2:03 PM  
Blogger Mean Red said...

Lmao, someone actually bid on the 'twins'! hope you make a good profit. photos are hilarious!

3:58 PM  
Blogger Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

hope it brings extra cash :).. yeah the thing...

11:46 PM  
Blogger Flaming Goddess said...

jeez jake, if i cant USE it whats the point ?
would have liked me one of those "farmable" certificates though :)
have to just suck/save up and harass you in person.
:)
bye for now and thanks for sharing
fg

3:25 AM  
Blogger dpaste said...

If I get to half the places you've already been to in my lifetime I will consider myself lucky. Count your blessing, Jakey, you are a fortunate son.

7:57 AM  
Blogger jayzee said...

unfortunately you don't ship THEM to europe.... one bidder less. ;-(

but man, use the money consciously!

last bot not least... your pictures rock. at first i thought you put those on ebay. maybe another time.

vnm2.jpg and tj101.jpg are the best!

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JAKE, will you marry me????????????????????????????????????????????????

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gross (but hot in a weird way)

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jake,

Where do you get the money for all of your travels...? Pay rent etc. without a job...
I love your blog... it is the best!
I like the picture of you closer shaved head in front of the train... adorable!

Just another fan... do girls chase you like the beatles when you walk out of your building or see you on the street?!?

I wonder... and I think I saw you once in Tribeca on Hudson Street
Whatever!

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happenned to giving one away as a prize for a contest you were making up?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cada día que pasa te encuentro más y más fascinante
Eres increíblemente deseoso y haces que uno quiera pecar.
K.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I happened to note your cock has doubled in value since the last time I looked at the auction. how gratifying for you! gone are the days of $2 whoredom - prepare to revel in the days of $100 whoredom, my friend. you earned it.

do you expect a last minute bidding war to ensue over the take-home rights to your less-perfect selves? I for one will be keeping close watch. I think you've got what it takes to cash in big here.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come no one mentioned the hotness of those Turkish cops?

and Jake got to play with their guns.

Some people have all the luck.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! saw u on TV yesterday!

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your listing isn't on ebay anymore?

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ebay took it down... was there earlier and it was up near $75 with 3 days to go or so..

Ebay sucks!

11:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ebay blows... wtf.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah its definitly gone.....to bad..... i was ready to break out my piggys bank and tell my adopted somalian kid they werent getting they're rice check this month

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing the item was removed by eBay because it wasn't listed in the Mature Audiences only section of eBay. That would be the only grounds for removal in this case.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that elvis empersonator sang me a song on my birthday in 1996, when i was in hong kong! he sang me mystery train. 'tlain allive.... sisteen cocshes loong'

2:05 PM  

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