NEWS: Changes, strangers and guns (BOOKMARK THIS PAGE!)

Sorry, we interrupt your regularly scheduled posts (and I’ve got some sick ones coming up) to bring you the following…

It seems me and my father don’t see eye to eye on all things. Sure he’s a super cool artist. And sure, we’re more friends than anything. And yes, it didn’t bother him the time I wore a thong on TV, or a nude-suit at Christmas. But it seems posting pictures of my penis is crossing the line. The man is an artist—I though he of all people would understand—but the email he sent me while I was in Europe is a dousie. There were paragraphs on the when-where-why-and-how of touching myself and the possible legal ramifications of posting pictures of streetwalkers in compromising positions. I couldn’t disagree more.

But he did make one point: It’s probably not the best idea professionally to have that stuff on the web site I show art directors I want to work for. To that end, in exactly 10 days the “Blog” button on JakeBronstein.com will be disappearing. Not the blog itself, just the button. If you’d like to check in on the blog, and I hope you will, you’ll have to bookmark jakebronstein.com/5/toomuchinfo.html now. I repeat: TO SEE MY BLOG, STARTING 10 DAYS FROM NOW, YOU”LL HAVE TO PUT THE ADRESS JAKEBONSTEIN.COM/5/TOOMUCHINFO.HTML INTO YOUR BROWSER, OR BOOKMARK IT NOW—THERE WILL NO LONGER BE A LINK. That’s right, the blog will now be our little secret. On the bright side, once the two are separate, I can post without fear of repercussions. Stay tuned; it only gets better from here.

Ahh, I’ll save the strangers with guns bit for tomorrow, pending the investigation…. Also, the MTV post I promised last time is still on the way, but as it’s super-retarded-off-the-chain-out-of-line I’ve decided to hold off until the switchover.