COLLECTION: What The Fuck?!?
Note: As always, all pictures taken by me, myself and I. Unless of course, you can see both of my arms, in which case I probably gave the camera to someone else and was like, “Hey, can you take my picture with so-and-so…”

This is my friend Grant. Nice guy, talks with a bit of an accent, but other that, everything pretty much checks out normal…

…until of course he jumps. He’s like some kind of British jumping bean. Check out how effortlessly he takes to the air. You wouldn’t think you could generate that much lift from size 7 hooves. WTF?
And then there’s this guy. I turned on the TV one day and he was on some morning show talking about the way Latinos are portrayed in the media. Come on? Look at those sleeves. Is he for real? WTF?

I live in Chinatown and everywhere I turn I see signs like this. WTF? Am I wrong, or does this say “New Big Wang Resturant”?

Or maybe the jokes on us… maybe they know exactly what it means, but they also know that if they name their barbershop something like “MEI DICK BARBERSHOP” jackasses like me will come even in the cold to take pictures of their signs.

Dykes Lumber, WTF?

Check this one from Philly out. Someone ripped off a few letters so it says “Gay”, but even before the vandalism it said “House of Gayer Hair Replacement.” WTF, Didn’t anyone look before they ordered the sign?

Hey, if the biggest compliment someone can give their cat is that it acts like a dog, why not get a dog in the first place? Really, WTF? Were they out of dogs when you went to buy the thing, but you were desperate to soil your carpets some kind of way?

You know this guy is married. Really, just think about that. I met him in a stairwell in Vegas, then I saw him and his wife on TV a few nights later. WTF? I’ve had dry spells that lasted years, but this guy somehow convinced a perfectly normal women into waking up next to him till death do us part.

How come the prettiest girls…

…can make the ugliest faces? Oh and while we’re on the subject, how come hot girls always think it’s funny to burp out loud and talk about their poos and stuff? WTF? I blame Jessica Simpson and Jenny McCarthy. I’d like to go on record though: It’s not cute. It doesn’t make you one of the guys. Cut it out. Really.

Hey cool guy, WTF? I been wearing this sweater for years. Take it off.

How come hot lesbian love is so hard to document in dark bars? WTF?

WTF?

For real though. WTF?

How come everyone looks cuter with a little alcohol? WTF?

Check this out: I was just getting over the flue, or had just got off a plane or something… WTF, how come I only bump into my Ex’s when I’m at my worst?

Next time you’re having a bad day, think of this lady. I saw her at a casino in Connecticut and didn’t even have the balls to lift the camera to my face. Oh, and did I mention she had a little bald spot brewing in the back… WTF? Some people have it rough. For real.

And now meet Greg Valentino, owner of the world’s biggest biceps. He makes no bones about the fact that he used to juice, but word on the street is he also used to inject some kind of oil in there to plump ‘em up. WTF? Do girls dig that kind of stuff? And where can I get some.
Well, there you have it. I’m off to the artic circle on Wednesday, but I’ll try to add at least one more entry before I go.
This is my friend Grant. Nice guy, talks with a bit of an accent, but other that, everything pretty much checks out normal…
…until of course he jumps. He’s like some kind of British jumping bean. Check out how effortlessly he takes to the air. You wouldn’t think you could generate that much lift from size 7 hooves. WTF?

I live in Chinatown and everywhere I turn I see signs like this. WTF? Am I wrong, or does this say “New Big Wang Resturant”?
Or maybe the jokes on us… maybe they know exactly what it means, but they also know that if they name their barbershop something like “MEI DICK BARBERSHOP” jackasses like me will come even in the cold to take pictures of their signs.
Dykes Lumber, WTF?

Check this one from Philly out. Someone ripped off a few letters so it says “Gay”, but even before the vandalism it said “House of Gayer Hair Replacement.” WTF, Didn’t anyone look before they ordered the sign?
Hey, if the biggest compliment someone can give their cat is that it acts like a dog, why not get a dog in the first place? Really, WTF? Were they out of dogs when you went to buy the thing, but you were desperate to soil your carpets some kind of way?
You know this guy is married. Really, just think about that. I met him in a stairwell in Vegas, then I saw him and his wife on TV a few nights later. WTF? I’ve had dry spells that lasted years, but this guy somehow convinced a perfectly normal women into waking up next to him till death do us part.
How come the prettiest girls…
…can make the ugliest faces? Oh and while we’re on the subject, how come hot girls always think it’s funny to burp out loud and talk about their poos and stuff? WTF? I blame Jessica Simpson and Jenny McCarthy. I’d like to go on record though: It’s not cute. It doesn’t make you one of the guys. Cut it out. Really.
Hey cool guy, WTF? I been wearing this sweater for years. Take it off.
How come hot lesbian love is so hard to document in dark bars? WTF?
WTF?
For real though. WTF?
How come everyone looks cuter with a little alcohol? WTF?
Check this out: I was just getting over the flue, or had just got off a plane or something… WTF, how come I only bump into my Ex’s when I’m at my worst?
Next time you’re having a bad day, think of this lady. I saw her at a casino in Connecticut and didn’t even have the balls to lift the camera to my face. Oh, and did I mention she had a little bald spot brewing in the back… WTF? Some people have it rough. For real.
And now meet Greg Valentino, owner of the world’s biggest biceps. He makes no bones about the fact that he used to juice, but word on the street is he also used to inject some kind of oil in there to plump ‘em up. WTF? Do girls dig that kind of stuff? And where can I get some.
Well, there you have it. I’m off to the artic circle on Wednesday, but I’ll try to add at least one more entry before I go.
7 Comments:
I don't know if anyone backreads these posts, but goddamn, i'm in my fucking cube, reading this shit, eating my honey bunches of oats out of the box cause i can't seem to stop reading this nonsense, and the WTF about new big wang comes up with the comment "am i wrong or does this say new big wang" and i errupt into such a fit of spontaneous laughter that i spit my honey'd oat bunches straight onto the screen. no shame though, it was just that funny. and no comments for this post? unbelievable
I don't know if anyone backreads these posts, but goddamn, i'm in my fucking cube, reading this shit, eating my honey bunches of oats out of the box cause i can't seem to stop reading this nonsense, and the WTF about new big wang comes up with the comment "am i wrong or does this say new big wang" and i errupt into such a fit of spontaneous laughter that i spit my honey'd oat bunches straight onto the screen. no shame though, it was just that funny. and no comments for this post? unbelievable
Don’t ask me how I found this site, two too many shots I guess. Well I have to say that if you had taken your skill to Mens Fitness it might have been something worth reading. Instead it turned into queer eye for the fitness guy.....WTF?
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wasssup Mahu Mike from Hawaii pretty cool site
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The house of gayer is named that because the owners last name was gayer. Gayer is yiddish and means hair gatherer...the gayers have 4 generations of successful hair replacement centers here in philadelphia. House of gayer closed in 2004, but gayer hair remains open.
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